Relax, everyone. There is no Colony Collapse Disorder. Turns out all the bees just moved to Chefchaouen to steal my honey tea. I waved the white flag and let them have my tea, but Ismail is still fighting the good fight, refusing to relinquish his cup.
However, after committing mass geno-suicide in my tea for the third time in a row, I think I’ve found the real reason all the bees are dying off.