I got 99 problems but a beach ain’t one

99 Problems and a Beach Ain't One99 Problems at home: The bills keep changing colors. My biggest financial goals are to win the lottery. I have to work late today—and it’s a Saturday. The only chance I have to get dressed up is to go online dating. The only thing that consistently works in my car is the check engine light. I consistently mix up my tube of tooth paste with my tube of Icy Hot. I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan. It’s 40 degrees outside one week before June. I just thought of a witty Rebecca Black joke but it’s 2 years too late to use. The last time I bought something special for myself was a plot of land—to be buried in at a cemetery. Should I invest my future life savings into a Roth IRA or weekly Powerball tickets? The only thing keeping me from killing myself at work is that it’s more expensive to die than to stay alive. Worst of all, why does my favorite radio station keep slipping in Creed songs???

Only Problem on vacation in Costa Rica: Caribbean or Pacific Ocean today?

4 Responses to I got 99 problems but a beach ain’t one

  1. Terri says:

    At this point you might want to consider faking your own death and just staying in Costa Rica…except that it would result in the waste of a perfectly good burial plot. I suppose you could try selling it under an assumed name. If you find yourself in Limon, do yourself a favor and bike out to Punta Uva.

  2. Zaatour36 says:

    Very nice blog design

  3. @Zaatour: Thanks! Hopefully the content isn’t bad either.
    @Terri: I tried faking my death before. Too many people were devastated when they found out (that it wasn’t true). I don’t want to put them through that again.

  4. Veronica says:

    Nice post, very positive)

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